Homeless in Seattle

For imaginative and fearless submissives from around the country, Lady Lydia offers the opportunity to sample homelessness for 24 hours, 48 hours or more.

One of Lady Lydia’s slaves will meet you at the airport and drive you (hooded) to the dungeon where you will surrender your clean clothes, your money, your cell phone and your credit cards; in fact, all your connections to your comfortable life. You will be dressed instead in dirty, smelly, ill-fitting shirt, trousers and shoes.

Lady Lydia will drive you (hooded) to a random location within five miles of downtown Seattle and, before ejecting you from her car, will give you a small card for your rendezvous at the end of the “session”.

Until your pick-up rendezvous, you are dependant entirely on your own wits and imagination. There are places in the Seattle area that provide food to unfortunates like you; you just have to find them. And there are underpasses and the like where it’s safe to sleep. Or you may feel safer staying awake.

For sessions longer than 24 hours, Lady Lydia may agree to meet you at a designated location once each day to hand out a few stale crusts but, if you’re even just a few minutes late, she won’t be waiting.

Lady Lydia won’t wait at your end of session meeting point either. If you miss the appointment, you will be able to use the emergency phone number written on your arm, although no one will answer until six hours after the end of your session time. And remember, you don’t know where the dungeon is, and Lady Lydia will fine you $20 for each phone call you make.

Lady Lydia’s fee for 24 hours of homelessness is $300, and an additional $200 for each succeeding 24 hours. $150 must be paid in advance and is not refunded in the event of cancellation.

Twenty percent of all fees are donated to a Seattle area non-denominational charity providing services for the truly homeless.

See leatonmale’s review of a Homeless session. [www.seattledungeon.com/LadyLydia/050505.php]