A homeless session

Posted on Max Fisch by leatonmale, May 5, 2005

I’ve just returned from a Homeless session with Lady Lydia in Seattle. For a high-income suit like me, it was an awesome experience.

I took Friday off, arrived at Seatac just before noon, and there was a male with my name (made up and previously agreed) on a board. He led me to his car, handcuffed my hands behind my back as soon as I was seated and, as we approached downtown, pulled over to put a hood over my head. About 15 minutes later he stopped again, I was helped out of the car and into the dungeon, and the hood was removed.

Lady Lydia is absolutely gorgeous. Petite with long red hair, a fabulous complexion, a figure to die for and a sadistic laugh every time she discusses your predicament.

She had me strip to make sure I didn’t have money or a mobile hidden away, and I put on the old gardening clothes she had instructed I bring. Then, it was back on with the handcuffs and a blindfold but, before I was led out to the car, Lady Lydia decided that even my gardening clothes were too good for this session and she cut a hole in the knee of one leg and another in the seat.

I was led out to the car again and Lady Lydia drove for what seemed like about 20 minutes. When the car stopped, she helped me out, had me sit on the floor before she took off the handcuffs and loosened the blindfold, then sped away before I could take it off and get oriented.

The neighborhood I was in was leafy and very up-market, the kind of district I live in back home. Definitely not the kind of place where a homeless person can ask the time or even the way to downtown.

I’ll leave most details of the next 48 hours to your imagination, because everyone who does this session should start with the same ignorance I had, but I can assure you that being lost in a city you don’t know, with no friends, no money, and no way of getting off the streets is a frightening but ultimately exhilarating experience. I now know a lot more about how it feels to be homeless than I did this time last week, and I hope I never find out more.

Lady Lydia had left me with a small card, showing the address where I had to meet for food at noon Saturday, but her car merely slowed to a crawl and she threw out a plastic bag with some dry rolls and a card with the location for our end-of-session rendezvous at noon Sunday. All I can remember is that beautiful, sadistic smile as she drove away.

On Sunday, I made the rendezvous and Lady Lydia picked me up, but it was the same handcuffed and hooded procedure in reverse, so I still don’t know where her dungeon is located. All I can tell you is that she is one stunning and exciting lady. As soon as possible I’ll be back for some other sessions.

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